Friday, July 18, 2008

Never A Dull Moment

My house seems to attract drama, some of it is self-inflicted I realize this but it does eat away at the serenity I long for...

The other night the girlys slept at their Aunties house - Mr.T and I took advantage of the night alone. hehehe.

We live on a dead end there are two paths that lead into what us city dwellers refer to as 'The Woods'. The paths seem to go in opposite directions, one goes right, the other left. I traveled these woods during my childhood, many many times. They are a right of passage of sorts. Twenty or so years ago, me and my girlfriends would walk the path on the right from our housing plan to the plan in which I live now. I knew the path endpoint had to change because there is a new house that was built on the exact spot we would enter/exit. Mr.T and I wanted to recon these paths before we introduced them to the girlys, with the girlys gone for the evening this was the perfect opportunity.

The path did indeed lead to nothing, nothing that would enable us to enter the housing plan in which my mom and sis live. Mr.T, husky doggie and I had to cut through a yard to enter the plan. We walked through the housing plan to the other side where the other path leads (see not really opposite paths but both loop back to sorta-somewhat the same housing plan).

This path begins/exits on the borders of a very much unused ball field. When we reached the path, hidden in the woods was a young kitty (a few months old) that was starved for attention. He was extremely verbal, meow, meowwwwwwww...hubby wouldn't let me stop, meow ... we continued walking towards home meowwwwwwwwwww. We heard the constant meowing until we were about 1/2 way home through the path.

I went to bed thinking about the kitty. It wasn't born in the wild, most likely dumped. Many pets are dumped at this field... many. Our husky doggie was a stray from around this area. Many many pets adopted by our neighbors came from this same field. Thoughts of young teenagers out to prove something crept into my head (these cats would not live till the end of summer-too friendly, not wilderness savy. If the kitty was born in the wild it would know how to survive and would most likely avoid people. This kitty wanted a home, a clean bed, a plate of food. I couldn't just leave it there to die.

Yesterday after work I stopped by the field (I told myself that if it was still there the next day, then it was an omen-I do this to myself often). I had the girlys tow, for I had just picked them up from my mother's house (both dad and mom are retired and watch my girlys for me---lucky, I know). Much to my surprise there was not one kitty, but two, probably brothers but one was significantly larger than the other. They were both friendly and in need of love (and a bath). So the girlys took them in their arms and we drove home.

I was not looking forward to seeing the face on Mr.T. NOPE NOPE NOPE! Mr.T, the husky and my cat were not in a charitable mood and all became extremely distressed when we arrived with two little kitties in my girlys arms. These kitties are so verbal, purring, content in the girls arms, they are completely adorable. My showstopper made signs to post around the neighborhood offering up one or two kitties - I took pictures to put on the signs, we walked the neighborhood looking for a kind soul that would relieve our burden. NO SUCH LUCK.

Mr.T printed directions to the Humane Society for me. Thanks for that (humpf).

I came today and told everyone about our new friends and found a home for one of them. YEAH! Can I get the husky and my overprotective cat used to this little guy? The husky wants to eat it... both the husky and my cat are girls - girls are extremely territorial (they still hate each other and avoid one another at all costs - they aren't pals by any stretch of the imagination).

What to do? What to do?

Monday, July 14, 2008

The Creek

Ewwey thoughts come to mind when us city dwellers think of creeks (often pronounced cricks - why I do not know).

City folk think of smelly, yucky, kucky road runoff. They think of poisonous stinky smelly water with grossnesses of all kinds lurking ameba-like waiting for it's prey, unsuspecting small children that think creeks are cool. We must protect our youngin from the alure of cool waters.

Alas, it is not necessary to live in fear of creeks here, where there is no city, only many mountains. Ahh, the fine alure of country livin. There is nothing better than a hot day with lots of friends cooling off in the beautious spring water stream, also known as a creek.

This was my girlys first creek experience and they kept a rock to 'remember it by'.

It wasn't long before they came to appreciate the simple things in life on the mossy shores of the rocky creek. We will be back. Are you listening to this Donna & Mr. Lou (and Samsam), we will be back. What a great place to retire. Congratulations, to you both - you will be sadly missed back home.

Friday, July 11, 2008

I miss my alcoholism

I had a couples beers yesterday and wow, they just taste so good to me. I'm a beer drinker, pure and simple. Comes from my fathers side, 100% german - long line of beer drinkers, impressivly so.
My appreciation for the finer taste of wine is due to my mom's side.
My younger days, I too was an impressive beer drinker. Now-a-days this is just not the case. Beer drinking is a very rare thing and it is very limited. The same goes for the occassional glass of wine.. And I miss the glory days, the hangovers, the stumbling home, the black and blue marks of unknown origins....ah yes, miss those days.

I have officially started the countdown. I am counting down the number of days until my lovely girlys can drive themselves to the emergency room ... that is the day I start drinking again! YAHOO!

4,015 days

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Garden State Again and Again

The other night I watched the movie Garden State twice, back to back. I've done this before with other movies (twice with Braveheart), and I can't really explain why. It's not like I sat there on my couch watching Garden State back to back for several hours, while it was playing I did some stuff - like MOVE. But I still watched it twice and laughed both times, and I wondered why. Some movies just affect me in such a way and I can't really explain the reason and I just lack the mental capactity to understand. I'm just not that smart to do all of the computations; but I know there is something about some movies where is just hits the right spot. Different movies hit different spots, but the spot that it hits is the right one, whatever that means.

Garden State, is a great dialogue flick filled with surreal-like images. I know I enjoy a good dialogue flick with great character development and this is one of them. This movie makes me what to live in Jersey (no really - weird I know it) but I want to be friends with these folks ... I want to know them. It's like Office Space, while you are watching it you imagine working at Initech.

Oh, and a great Soundtrack, when the music has the same mood as the movie it flows magically and it is then that I know a movie is great.

The wisdom of Sam:

Andrew Largeman: Do you lie a lot?
Sam: What do you consider a lot?
Andrew Largeman: Enough for people to call you a liar.
Sam: People call me lots of things...
Andrew Largeman: Is one of them liar?
Sam: I could say no, but how would you know I'm not lying?
Andrew Largeman: I guess I could choose to trust you.
Sam: You can do that?
Andrew Largeman: I can try.

Sam: I know it hurts. But it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's pretty much all we got.

Sam: If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.
Andrew Largeman: All right, so what are we laughing at you about?
Sam: I lied again... I have epilepsy.
Andrew Largeman: Which part are we laughing about?
Sam: had a seizure at the law office where I work, and they told me their insurance wouldn't cover me unless I wore preventative covering.
Andrew Largeman: What's preventative covering?
Sam: The helmet I was wearing... Oh come on, that's funny. That's really funny, I mean I'm the only person who wears a helmet to work who isn't putting out fires or racing for NASCAR. But what do you do, I can't quit... their insurance is amazing, what do you do? You laugh. I'm not saying I don't cry but in between I laugh and I realize how silly it is to take anything too seriously. Plus, I look forward to a good cry. It feels pretty good.

Sam: This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing.

...and my new tag line for my blog, "Good luck exploring the infinite abyss" (not the wisdom of Sam) but a great line - one with imagery and motivation.

And with all that being said, I may have to check this site often: http://www.zachbraff.com/

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Wiggles and Giggles

Ahhh, the anticipation of Saturday mornings - I believe these snipets of time, should be blissful. The weekday mornings are filled with early risings, lots of whining, begging, pleading and screaming - and things NEVER go as planned. Weekday mornings are indeed stressful. Saturday mornings should flow nicely ... slowly ....

NOT in my house they don't!

Every Friday night, after I go to bed someone must drop off a couple pods that invade my beautiful wonderful sleepily girlys sometime Friday early AM, because they awake as totally different beings - they awake EARLY, READY to take the day (without the aid of any caffeine products) and they GIGGLE loudly. These are NOT the same girlys that I must drag, kicking and screaming out of bed Monday thru Friday ... oh no, these are entirely different beings.

THEY ARE NOW WIGGLY AND GIGGLY!

And Wiggly and Giggly like to ATTACK sleeping Mommys and Daddys. They like to attack from above. So Wiggly and Giggly soar through the air and land violently upon the unsuspecting sleepy and groggy Mommy and Daddy. Cries of pain and agony are heard coming from the mouths of these poor poor creatures. Arms, elbows, knees, feet, and boney legs all poke and prod and violate. Wiggly and Giggly only laugh at pain. They laugh and laugh while the unsuspecting poor creatures are tortured into awakeness.

Then Mommy and Daddy creatures are cranky the rest of the day and seek revenge upon Wiggly and Giggly ... hehe.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

More about my Capricorniness

Your sun sign is what most individuals are most familiar with, it is based on your date of birth. Capricorn falls between December 22 to January 19 (depending upon the year). Capricorns are thought to be loners at heart, with introverted characters. Capricorns are thought to move through life, achieving success slowly but surely. A large measure of strength of character is also associated with Capricorn.

I am a triple Capricorn; meaning the Sun Sign, Rising Sign and Mercury are all in Capricorn. The Moon sign is more significant Mercury; but my Moon Sign is in Virgo, both Virgo and Capricorn are earth signs so they are related, like cousins. Read about Earth signs.

Capricorn Rising: If your Rising Sign is Capricorn, people would be shocked if you act eccentrically, as Sea Goats exude an old-fashioned, authoritative aura. Even if you feel like the life of the party, others expect you to be the picture of industriousness, the boss figure with an impeccible sense of decorum and tradition. You may intimidate others with your intense demeanor, but they'll look to you for order. Negatively, Caps can come across as pessimistic and hypercritical. If you can figure out how to use the Capricorn influence to your advantage, you could get your foot in almost any door.

Mercury in Capricorn: Clear, objective, and realistic, you are unimpressed by exaggerated claims or promises. You insist upon being shown facts to back up any statement you hear, and your natural skepticism often borders on cynicism. You approach problems clearly and rationally and maintain your poise and objectivity even in the midst of critical situations. Anyone seeking your advice is certain to get an unemotional and unbiased assessment of their situation, and you therefore make a good arbitrator or judge. You are thorough, conscientious, and disciplined in your thinking, and have an aptitude for business, organization, and administration. You are also a good strategist, and will plan and patiently follow a realistic course which will lead to your eventual success. Serious-minded and studious, you enjoy quiet time alone for thinking or reading.

The Moon sign is in Virgo; this is dependent upon the location of the moon at birth. This is calculated by the date and time of birth. http://www.lunarium.co.uk/sign.php

The Moon in Virgo individual knows intuitively that the world is complicated and multi-faceted, and many things need to be done to keep afloat in it. If he or she is an energetic person, they can easily become workaholics as they will fuss endlessly about every detail, unable to relax and calm down until a whole pile of different chores have been sorted out. The inability of these people to relax can often lead to nervousness and disturbances of the digestive system. They can become over-critical and sometimes this makes them highly-strung and rather unbearable to those around them.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

My latest music

So I've been stuck on two a few songs lately ...

Elton John's Greatest Hits Volume 2 The song I can't get outta my head "I Feel Like a Bullet in the Gun of Robert Ford" ...I knew then I had lost what should have been found And I feel like a bullet in the gun of Robert Ford I'm low as a paid assassin is You know I'm cold as a hired sword... And I'm damned if I'll ever get rid of this guilt that I feel... Hell, I thought it was best but now I feel branded Breaking up's sometimes like breaking the law

Queen's Greatest Hits ...Ooh you're the best friend that I ever had I've been with you such a long time You're my sunshine and I want you to know That my feelings are true I really love you Oh you're my best friend

Amoreena ...Lately I've been thinking how much I miss my lady Amoreena's in the cornfield brightening the daybreak Living like a lusty flower, running through the grass for hours Rolling through the hay like a puppy child

My recent favorite Beatles Norwegian Wood ...I once had a girl, or should i say, she once had me. She showed me her room, isn't it good, norwegian wood? She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere, So i looked around and i noticed there wasn't a chair. I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. We talked until two and then she said, "it's time for bed". She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh. I told her i didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath. And when i awoke i was alone, this bird had flown. So i lit a fire, isn't it good, norwegian wood.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Quiz

Try this Quiz that I found here

Who would have thought that I was considered partially normal ... I sorta pride myself in NOT being at all normal ... guess that isn't the case at all.

You Are Fairly Normal
You scored 55% normal on this quiz
Like most people you are normal in some ways...but you aren't a completely normal person. You're a little weird too!
Why You Are Normal:
You would rather be an astronaut than a movie star
You prefer a good meal to a good nap
You know a lot about a few subjects
You prefer the sun to the moon
You think glasses can make someone more attractive

Why You Aren't Normal:
You would rather be tan than pale
You prefer flat potato chips.
You think fishnet stockings are sexy
You are no longer with your first love
You don't keep up with your horoscope

I'm Baaaaaccckkkk

We have been crazy insane busy these past few weeks and finally I'm back at work; on a schedule, a normal average Monday thru Friday with limited craziness on weekends ONLY! Aaahhhhh. I can breathe normally again. Over the past two weeks, we have been to see the The Pittsburgh Zoo, Laural Caverns, Living Treasures Animal Park, Idlewild Park, survived a very long sleepover party with 6 crazy girlys, remodeled our entry room, built up antibodies for chicken pox and got our very first strep throat infection. There were only two things on my list that we did not have time for ... and that was due to the fact that the sleepover didn't really end the next morning and strep set in. I wanted to take the girlys minature golfing and back to Kennywood Park. So here are a few of our accomplishments via a photo gallery! Enjoy!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Carol Burnett Show outtakes - Tim Conway's Elephant Story

This is one of my favorite skits, it still makes me fall out of my chair and my belly hurt from laughing!